Fortune #1
Walmart
- • Scaled back DEI programs
- • Ended racial equity center funding
⏱ Folded 20 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Nov 2024
Corporate courage tracker™
The Fortune 500 companies that backed into the bushes on DEI & ESG the moment the wind changed — and a live clock counting down to their inevitable rainbow comeback.
27
Flip-floppers
48
Avg days to fold
8
Doubled down
How we count a flip: days between a US election and the policy change. The 2024 vote was the flop; the 2026 midterms were … days ago — now we wait to see who comes out of the hedge in a rainbow shirt.

Fortune #1
⏱ Folded 20 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Nov 2024
Fortune #2
⏱ Folded 38 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Dec 2024
Fortune #4
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Feb 2025
Fortune #8
⏱ Folded 92 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Feb 2025
Fortune #11
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Jan 2025
Fortune #12
😬 Folded 69 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Aug 2024
Fortune #13
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Jan 2025
Fortune #15
⏱ Folded 129 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Rustling in the bushes · since Mar 2025
Fortune #18
⏱ Folded 76 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Jan 2025
Fortune #22
⏱ Folded 66 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Jan 2025
Fortune #25
⏱ Folded 58 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Jan 2025
Fortune #30
⏱ Folded 192 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since May 2025
Fortune #31
⏱ Folded 116 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Mar 2025
Fortune #34
⏱ Folded 107 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Feb 2025
Fortune #37
⏱ Folded 80 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Rustling in the bushes · since Jan 2025
Fortune #41
😬 Folded 78 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Aug 2024
Fortune #43
⏱ Folded 98 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Feb 2025
Fortune #45
⏱ Folded 108 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Feb 2025
Fortune #48
⏱ Folded 98 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Rustling in the bushes · since Feb 2025
Fortune #54
😬 Folded 1 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Nov 2024
Fortune #61
⏱ Folded 154 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Apr 2025
Fortune #64
😬 Folded 56 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Sept 2024
Fortune #66
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Feb 2025
Fortune #70
⏱ Folded 143 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Mar 2025
Fortune #74
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Dec 2024
Fortune #75
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Jan 2025
Fortune #84
😬 Folded 112 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Jul 2024
Fortune #117
⏱ Folded 62 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Jan 2025
Fortune #125
⏱ Folded 122 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Mar 2025
Fortune #148
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Feb 2025
Fortune #150
⏱ Folded 113 days after the 2024 election
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Feb 2025
Fortune #290
😬 Folded 131 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Jun 2024
Fortune #300
😬 Folded 63 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Sept 2024
Fortune #447
Days standing firm
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Doubled down, never hid · since Jan 2025
Fortune #471
😬 Folded 78 days BEFORE the 2024 vote — pre-emptive cringe
Days hiding in the hedge
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Still in the MAGA hat · since Aug 2024
Satire, built on publicly reported announcements from 2024–2025. Flip speed is measured from the 2024 US election; comebacks from the 2026 midterms. Dates are approximate. Spot a flip? The clock stops when they come out of the bushes. D'oh.